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Coffee!

by Matthew on October 31st, 2010
Posted In: James, Matthew

It has come to my attention recently that James doesn’t drink coffee. Considering he has ADD or ADHD or something along those lines it’s probably sensible. However, I am of the opinion that the Confabulation mug he recently purchased would serve its purpose better with coffee instead of, say, juice.

Therefore he is now my coffee padawan. This should be fun :D

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Revelations

by James on October 31st, 2010
Posted In: James

Soooo. It seems like when you’re excited about doing something, instead of it being a chore, two comics a week instead of one doesn’t seem like a big deal anymore. And i feel IMPATIENT that the twice a week update schedule is not starting until november the 8th, despite the fact it will not actually have any impact on my life whatsoever because i’ve already made the comics for now, then and a week after. I have become horribly addicted to my traffic stats, also, as well as AI war. I have been playing AI war with the traffic stats open on a second monitor, so between offensives, or during the calm before one of its many storms, i may examine just how many people are reading through just how many of my comics.

Maybe if it wasn’t for the shortage of parties lately, time would be going faster.

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Whoo!

by James on October 30th, 2010
Posted In: James, Merchandise, Rambling

So we’ve got a new site all set up, our uniques are hitting a new high every day, and me and matthew just bought a hundred dollars of our own shit between us, because we liked it that much. Because of that, you should probably have a look at buying some shit too, so that we cover our losses! The store can be found here. Theres only three items so far, but the mug is a piece of art. I mean seriously, who doesn’t want that mug. We’ll be adding more all the time so if you’re the type to throw money at us check back regularly because we’ll give you some new and interesting ways to do it.

Last of all i’m officially switching to updating the comics twice a week, the first monday update will happen on the  8th of november so i have some time to build up a buffer! Looking forward to it. This things finally getting off the ground.

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Ahem.

by James on October 29th, 2010
Posted In: James

Actually matthew i’ll have you know its not the NEXT comic, its in four comics time. It goes on the end of my buffer you see :P

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Yay my life! Now featuring: Sarcasm!

by James on October 28th, 2010
Posted In: James, Rambling

So i’ve got a particular thing with some particular people tonight that i wanted to NOT look like a shaggy dog for, so i decided to get my jesus-grade long hair cut back to a more reasonable length. In my quest to look respectable again, they somehow turned me into a fucking pixie, and now i have hair in my breakfast, and when i pick it out its got little droplets of milk on it so my only two choices are to lick it or get milk on whatever i put it down on, not to mention that half of the hair was so small i just ate it anyway. Hopefully theres no long term health effects to eating your own hair.

There might be an increase to two comics a week in the pipeline due to all the traffic increasing my levels of GiveAFuck.Will keep you posted!

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ATTENTION CRETINS

by James on October 27th, 2010
Posted In: James, Rambling

THIS IS YOUR MASTER SPEAKING.

Its come to my attention that my site has had a sudden influx of PEOPLE. Yes, people.
We’ve all SEEN people before, in one form or another, and even some of us have been accused of BEING a people at one point or another, but how will their presence change this site?

Well, the first thing you should know is that the people that will be joining us are relatively high-quality, so the stabbings (RECENT EVENTS REFERENCE!) and general rambunction will be minimal, and most of them have pretty good taste in webcomics (SELFPROMOTION!). This has been ensured by the fact that they all came here via an ad on the best webcomic in the fucking world. Also a lot of them are from canada. So i guess that makes them cool.

The second thing of import is that if ENOUGH people rock up, i’ll probably increase my update schedule to twice a week, due to the drastically increased levels of GiveAFuck that extra people will bring.

Now if you’ll excuse me i have SEVERAL THOUSAND mouths to shit in.

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I bet nobody was expecting… THIS

by James on October 25th, 2010
Posted In: James, Self Promotion

So you know how for the PAST YEAR i have been threatening to advertise but i have never actually followed through on it for one reason or another?

BEHOLD:

Bannerad

I’d had trouble coming up with an advertising strategy so i figured that this was better than nothing. Also everybody give matthew a big round of applause, because he’s now UN-DEAD. That is to say, no longer dead. I don’t THINK he’s a zombie, but i’ve never been able to find a good time to ask him because he’s always gnawing on one brain or another.

New comic up, and they’re on the MOOOON! And he’s happy to see them!

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Oops lol

by James on October 21st, 2010
Posted In: Comics, James, Rambling

I missed a week, but nobody complained so no harm done. Got a new update coming tomorrow though, with twice the pages and twice the awesome so it’ll be like nothing happened, right?

At the moment i’ve got moneyboredom. Its a special kind of boredom that only happens when the stockmarket doesn’t do as its told. And right now i’m expecting a noticeable drop to occur, and i refuse to buy back in (Sold my last set at like 7% profit) until it happens. But its not happening, so my money is bored. I have to compensate by setting things on fire. As will be seen in tomorrows comic.

Kind of unrelated, but you know you’ve been listening to too much techno when, while listening to a song for the FIRST TIME EVER, you correctly guess which “doof” will be the last one of the song. Also, you don’t understand the meaning of unnecessary and excessive doofery before and after songs until you’ve heard faxing berlin. That is all.

Now, where was i. Ah yes, gaming. I’m kind of waiting for a map reset on the minecraft server i frequent before doing any more big crazy projects, because theres no real clean land to build it on, theres a lot of towns, oceans, random spheres for some reason, and the odd dong, but none of the unmolested rolling hills i’d want for the project i currently have in mind. Instead its been all starcraft and quake live.

INCIDENTALLY.

AMERICANS: As a resident of oceania, i have access to both the north american and the SEA (south east asia) servers for starcraft 2. I have played quite a few games on both, i’ve been using the north american servers as a muckaround grounds where i can learn zerg without affecting my stats. I hereby inform you that in the south east asia server, the standard of play is MUCH higher. Thats right bitches, we’re badass down here in our southern hemisphere. You see, we practice against ASIANS. Thats our RITE of PASSAGE. And through these trials we are made stronger!

  • ahem* ok thats enough.

New in confabulation: Sunnies! find out why, tomorrow.

PS: I just realised i haven’t done any TRAVEL-BLOGGING in a while. Totally need to fly somewhere just so i can do that.

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Lol oops

by James on October 6th, 2010
Posted In: Gaming, James

I’m regretting making that last post with all the screenshots because for the next few months the page is going to be very stretchy.

Also i just went 10.0 in instaCTF on quake live. Yeaaaaaaaaah.

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God DAMMIT MATTHEW

by James on October 1st, 2010
Posted In: Gaming, James

So you know how matthew has gotten me addicted to several games over the years for varying periods of time, including NETHACK WHICH MADE ME LOSE ALMOST AN ENTIRE YEAR OF MY LIFE? Yeah well, welcome to his latest attempt to ruin me.

www.minecraft.net

Minecraft is a game where you build shit out of bricks. That is pretty much its purest form. When i discovered that the bricks didn’t fall down i went about making a FLOATING ISLAND IN THE SKY:

COMPLETE WITH UNDERGROUND SWIMMING POOL:

AND BUILT IN GAGS:

The island alone is estimated at about 5,000 cubes. The castle at 1500. Each cube was a click of the mouse to place, and half a second holding left click to mine from somewhere else, barring the 1000 dirt blocks donated to me by the newtown mine project. I spent far too much of my life on this (almost the entirety of three days) and now i hope i don’t think of another project or it may be the end of me.

Seriously, dammit matthew.

I play on the same server as matthew, address *SNIP because they have griefer problems and dont want their server given out* if you want to drop in to check out my doom fortress or just want to try minecraft for yourself in non-boring mode (which sometimes is called “multiplayer”).

Comic should update at midnight. If it doesn’t i’ll sort it out in the morning. Night chaps!

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