WinForAll

So as of late i’ve had a massive spate of ideas, and as such have written a massive spate of comics. I’ve been writing pretty much a comic every second day for the past week and a bit.

“So james, why don’t you upgrade to a two or three times a week update schedule then, and then maybe people will start to read your little comic on a regular basis, rather than coming yearly to blow their minds with the archives?”

Well, smartass, the problem is that last time i had such a spate of comics i managed to run out 6 weeks later and then miss a week too. I have problems with CONSISTENCY, like a schoolkids nose on a winters day. I get exams, and i get idea-droughts, and i get computer problems, and should any of these problems happen directly one after the other i’ll miss a week AND THEN MY BALLS WILL BE EATEN BY HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS. I’m simply not confident i can make two good comics a week for the rest of my life. Thats about as summarised as it gets.

“So james, why don’t you just decide to make one good and six shitty comics a week and call it a day? It worked for Jim Davis!”

Because my stick figures live in a shapeless void in which mondays, coffee, and diets do not exist.
Also go kill yourself, i have standards dammit.

Now, in other news, right now, at exactly 4:16pm thursday the 13th of march, i plan to whip up a banner ad, talk to matthew about making some preparatory modifications to the site, and start advertising.

I say that so that next blog post, i can reflect and tell you why it didn’t happen.

PS: I genuinely hope it does.

Seeing as matthew has a crippling inability to set up cron jobs, i’m officially changing our comic update schedule to “Whenever matthew decides to release one”.

I will be MAKING a comic once a week, regardless. This may mean that there will be droughts of comics occasionally, followed immediately thereafter by an explosion comics and a post of rage on the blog. But i just decided that i didn’t want to be one of THOSE comics that says they’ll update at times x y and z and doesn’t. So yeah.

hi.

I have just created a thing of beauty. This thing is, of all my creations, the one that made me laugh the hardest. However from matthew, it simply got a “LOL” instead of the “ROFLMAO” I would’ve responded with, if presented with such a masterpiece. Either way, I leave the judgement up to you. Read on, for my masterpiece, at…CONTEXT.

In other news, for those who missed the news post that came with the latest comic, I have committed to creating a single comic each fortnight, just over twice as often as before. This newest conviction comes with a slew of new ideas that have made me relatively confident i’ll be able to keep up such a pace. Perhaps one day I will do a comic a week, perhaps one day I will do two or three. However today is not that day, so be happy with your once-a-fortnight and stop bitching.

Also after you’ve read that page I posted above, please comment on the blog about it; I would like to know whether I’m a horrible human being for finding it so hilarious.