So i’ve got a particular thing with some particular people tonight that i wanted to NOT look like a shaggy dog for, so i decided to get my jesus-grade long hair cut back to a more reasonable length. In my quest to look respectable again, they somehow turned me into a fucking pixie, and now i have hair in my breakfast, and when i pick it out its got little droplets of milk on it so my only two choices are to lick it or get milk on whatever i put it down on, not to mention that half of the hair was so small i just ate it anyway. Hopefully theres no long term health effects to eating your own hair.

There might be an increase to two comics a week in the pipeline due to all the traffic increasing my levels of GiveAFuck.Will keep you posted!