This is a list of quotes without context.

Because everything’s better out of context.

This list, as a matter of pride, consists of ONLY quotes that occurred naturally, in forum posts or conversations. Under no circumstances are quotes allowed onto the list when there is suspicion that the person who said it did so intending for it to make it onto this page. Which makes these all the more disturbing.

  • “Speaking of toes” – Amber
  • “They have no legs!” – SammyB
  • “Its your party, you have to clean up the blood” – Shady @ SammyB
  • “I have one, but if use it for too long my wrist gets sore” – Forum random
  • “You’ll turn on anything” Joshy
  • “Speaking of bitches, i felt a bit misunderstood today” – Shady
  • “Wait… You’re straight!?” Joshy
  • “Is this still going?” Matt
  • “It was dark, I couldn’t see faces!” Aaron C
  • “There were 8 guys going at it at once” Maths B ftw
  • “that bisexual guy must’ve REALLY liked my comics” – Shady
  • “Lol @ my balls pictures” – Shady
  • “And then i can iron on my own nuts!” – Shady
  • “Have you had your pwnflakes today?” – Drood
  • “Less talk more credits” – Mike @ Fallout 3
  • “If its automated, we’ll do it” – Matthew
  • “ah. takes much more time to do it her way, though :P ” – Internet random
  • “I kind of forget how big mine is -_-” – Shady
  • “is that because we’re good at flying, or because we’ve just got really awesome pants?” – Shady
  • “indigo is blue with a vengance” – Internet random
  • “He must’ve had a +5 machine gun of noob smiting” – Shady
  • “brb, nuts” – Shady
  • “And then because he’s up your ass you’re up this guys ass” – Aaron Coleman
  • “I would have impaled myself on his thing” – Mim
  • “I think I’ll go straight” – Aaron Coleman
  • “from the wookie in bed with the guy, we’ve earned 50 cents today alone” – Matthew
  • James: You sound homo
Matthew: I’m fighting a losing battle here
  • “He’s just gonna bounce your ass off the roof” – Shady
  • “Bad moves? Called parenting.” – Sean
  • “I could start my own alphabet!” – Shady
  • “So my brain kind of merged the two into ‘Pregnancy’” – Shady
  • Kaitlyn: This conversation sounds so much worse than it is
James: I would hire that woman!
  • “Adding one gives me an off-by-one error =O” – Matthew
  • James: And now we play the game where we try to get it in
Kaitlyn: Ooh! My turn!
  • “haha i was NOT afraid to kiss your mum, don’t you worry about that” – Shady
  • “It still only has three balls” – Shady
  • “brb: tearing the fabric of the world asunder” – Shady
  • “COLEMAN! Where did you put my pants?” – Shady
  • “Whoo! We just made a gorilla!” – Amber
  • “i ended up after my first shot with more balls than i started with” – Matthew
  • “I know its a niche market thing so you don’t have to pretend to like em, i’m secure in my gigantic ego, and balls.” – Shady
  • “Are we allowed to say ‘shit’ in the peer evaluations?” – Shady
  • “Does that mean you’re actually betting your ovaries?” – Shady
  • “I never hit a girl, only transsexuals” – Shady
  • “I’ll have 20 balls if it kills me” – Shady
  • “Mim! Make more rangas!” – Shady
  • “Maybe the plane is allergic to footie?” – Shady
  • “how about, a scale from ‘kool mint’ to ‘sausage roll’?” – Shady
  • “Prescription <3″ – Matthew
  • “Rofl your pokemon mum just burst into my pokemon house” – Amber
  • “If Bek comes back, can I borrow that stick?” – SammyB
  • “now, this is called gang rape, chillllllldren” – Anonymous, who appears elsewhere on this page
  • “But the giant cock? definitely me” – Shady
  • “Show me the crack” – Shady
  • “If i had a penis that would be so bad” – CJ
  • James: you just misspelt retarded twice in a row
James: you retart
  • “what about the meeting your mum? D=” – Shady
  • “Nobody knows you’re constipated from that, its out of context!” – Shady
  • “Have you seen the gay one?” – CJ
  • “Elmo getting RAPED” – CJ
  • “If by shit you mean water, then yes” – Shady
  • “You wouldn’t understand. Its a webcam thing” – Orange
  • “I didn’t rape you the first time” – Shady
  • “i’ll put an envelope with money under the door when i pick up the stuff” – Anon
  • James: speaking of having a reputation
Matthew: BALLS
  • “WOOOH wang chung!” – Matthew
  • “Maybe I’m a predator, and my balls are the aliens, and we’re like fighting it out in Antarctica.” – Sleep Deprived Shady
  • “My balls were too big, only 20 would fit” – Shady
  • “I already killed the hat” – Kaitlyn
  • “then you can come with me to the icannt server and ride on my train” – Matthew
  • “You broke my slinky! You BITCH!” – Shady
  • “happy biiiirthday deeeear sphiiiiiincteeeeeer.” – Shady
  • “I did the gay one” – CJ
  • “You FAIL, fatty!” – Shady
  • “Lets roll! Without wedgies!” – CJ
  • “Get outta my ass!” – Shady
  • “I just got a box full of spam, which then exploded” – Shady
  • “Some are born with aids, some achieve aids, and others still have aids thrust upon them” – Shady
  • “It was incredible, but my ass hurts now” – Shady
  • “Slightly gay is gay with jeans on” – Shady
  • “Whooooooooo zombie balls” – Shady
  • “How would coleman go in court, you reckon?” – Matthew
  • “They need a ‘sue microsoft’ desktop widget” – Shady
  • “Lol. Desktop midget.” – Shady
  • “Brb bog/dishwasher” – Shady
  • “between the robots and the giant penises they won’t even notice you” – Shady
  • “Lol i just whee’d by accident” – Shady
  • “fails….fail shady for having loser friends.” – A marquee on the HOME PAGE OF MY CLAN FORUMS
  • “And then I put a turret in his balls” – Shady
  • “So much random crap happens in my car” – Coleman
  • “Why are you trying to sillywalk in the car? Is that even possible?” – Shady
  • “So did you end up wearing clothes in the end?” – Leigh (nub)
  • “GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE” – Shady
  • “We’ve already got enough giant penises on there” – Shady
  • “I mean the ultimate bottom crap situation” – Shady
  • “I’M PLAYING WITH IT” – Amber
  • “I am proud to say i just googled ‘ass hole face man’ and found what i was looking for” – Shady
  • “I like shaking it” – Amber
  • “Sexy employability!” – Mim
  • “So alfred, how’s the skirt wearing going?” Shady
  • “Get that mouth away from my balls” Shady
  • “My ass is so small you could probably snort it” – Shady
  • “Lets hear it for wang!” – Anna Buttery
  • “I just put face crap in my hair” – Amber
  • “LOL YOU GOT ALL BACKWARDS” – Shady
  • “WHY WAS THERE FIRE IN HIS NOSE?” – Shady
  • “I want to smell you” – Amber
  • “But maybe i’ll photograph a stray booger or something” – Shady
  • “You do look like you have plenty of squishy things to lie on though” – Shady
  • “Bad aim with teh wii” – Amber
  • “Great, now my shorts are all wet” – SammyB
  • “And then you can finally realise your dream of being able to play with yourself online” – Coleman
  • “I’m going to wash it before i play with it again” – Shady
  • “Don’t bite that, i’m trying to get pregnant here!” – Mim
  • “Thats my foot and WHERE ARE YOU PUTTING IT?” – Shady
  • “Josh, what the hell? Look at all this flatulence!” “I DIDN’T SAY STOP” – Shady
  • “WHY WILL YOU DO IT WITH JAMES BUT NOT WITH ME?” – Mim @ her boyfriend
  • “Its female bonding! With James!” – Alex
  • “Were you the popes testicles?” – Coleman
  • “GLOWY SHIT? GET IT?” – Shady
  • Amber: COWS <3
Shady: COWS! <3
  • “It was like the US vs Russia space race, except with bacon” – Shady
  • Matthew: OH I SEE
Matthew: balls
Matthew: BALLS!
  • “I am a big nigger” – Shady
  • “You girls can’t see on webcam, but i’m not wearing any pants” – Shady
  • “This calls for pants!” – Amber
  • “I’d freak the fuck out if my chick turned into a man” – Shady
  • “In this weather i don’t wanna have all my bits out” – Roly
  • “Its worth the vomiting to find the gems” – Shady
  • “I don’t mind if she’s under-aged, just as long as she’s drunk” – Shady
  • “I have magic boobs” – Em
  • “I like someone who gives it to you hard” – Marie
  • “Noooo i need to go to bed, i have to wake up at 11 tomorrow for a lan party” – Shady
  • “James is always worth breaking the law for” – Emily
  • Emily: A swimming pool drove past us and you didn’t notice
James: I missed the moonwalking bear on my SECOND try
  • “Imagine how loud it would’ve been if i opened my mouth” – Shady
  • “Maybe i should take it rectally” – Emily
  • “How about some gung to go with that ho?” – Emily
  • “Why are two random men who i have never met talking about my tits right now” – Emily
  • “At one point, the foreskin fell off when i hit someone with it” – Ashley
  • “Its like i’m reading fifty shades of hermit crab” – Emily
  • “I love suicide” – Birkses
  • “Can’t swing a dead cat around here without bruising emily” – Shady
  • “I wish my camel was cooked already” – Emily
  • “You’re moving up in the world, by being average.” – Shady
  • “ so i rammed some guy so hard i ended up piercing his shit and killing him.” – Dylan
  • “also i smell potent farts” – Shady