I got addicted to hon, although not by the same magnitude as i was addicted to nethack. Perhaps thats because nethack taught me some lessons that i am now applying. Regardless, i just lost two weeks of my life to it. I somehow managed to fit 130 games into that time.
Also i’ve been playing alongside a troll, whom i am on the good side of because i’m good at team fortress 2. Go figure. A bit of him has rubbed off on me. Yes, me, normally so slow to start a fight, and so quick to end one, if by unorthodox means. He’s gotten me into a few bad habits. For starters now whenever we get a kill we spam “RAPED IDIOT” in allchat. Also we have a lot of binds that…well…i’ll let you see for yourself.
SHADYS BINDS:
1: Prepare to EAT those words
2: Along with this slice of HUMBLE PIE
3: Straight from the oven of SHAME
4: YOU CANNOT IGNORE MY GIRTH
5: RAPED IDIOT
6: Serious business
7: How about a spot of rape, wot wot?
8: It seems you underestimated my girth
9: Diagnosis: GIRTH
10: Some are born with girth. Others achieve girth. Others still, have girth thrust upon them.
In retrospect, my douchebaggery knows no bounds in the presence of hon players. But that is simply because they’re so adorably serious that you can’t help but tease them. Team fortress 2 players, they have balls. Counter strike players will just douchebag you back. But hon players? They’re just…..SQUISHY.
WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?! *sobs*
There must be some cure for my addictability, which i am almost certain is not a word but regardless i am entitled to use it as such because there is nothing else that suits the purpose as well, and i was never one for nitpicking about what you can and can not attach particular suffixes to.
Its funny because I’m skinny
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